November the 6th - the day after bonfire night.
Teacher: Now children, tell me what you did last night.
Rachel: Miss, we had sparklers and fireworks and my daddy made some hotdogs and it was very pretty.
Teacher: Thank you Rachel that sounds lovely. Now Johnny what did you do?
Johnny: Me and my mates got some fire crackers and shoved them up cats arses Miss.
Teacher: Rectum Johnny, rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em miss. Bloody blew 'em to bits!
Teacher: Now children, tell me what you did last night.
Rachel: Miss, we had sparklers and fireworks and my daddy made some hotdogs and it was very pretty.
Teacher: Thank you Rachel that sounds lovely. Now Johnny what did you do?
Johnny: Me and my mates got some fire crackers and shoved them up cats arses Miss.
Teacher: Rectum Johnny, rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em miss. Bloody blew 'em to bits!
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