A married couple are in bed, having a chat and cooing a bit, when the husband smiles and says to his wife, 'I love you so much, I bet you can't tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time. His wife leans in, nibbles his ear and whispers,
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson