I remember seeing an anti-joke stand up comic on telly years ago, I have no idea of his name. The only one I can recall went something like this horribly butchered version I am about to relate:
A Jewish housewife stood waiting for a bus. A neonazi walked up and stood next to her.
"What time's the next bus, Jew?" he sneered at her.
"About five minutes," she said, "It's a very good service."
A Jewish housewife stood waiting for a bus. A neonazi walked up and stood next to her.
"What time's the next bus, Jew?" he sneered at her.
"About five minutes," she said, "It's a very good service."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'