(January 5, 2016 at 10:07 pm)ignoramus Wrote:A woman was ringing her hands trying to figure out what to do. She needed a plumber and she needed a lawyer, but she couldn’t afford both and couldn’t decide which she needed most.(January 5, 2016 at 8:11 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Hehe. reminds me of that old joke.
What the difference between a dragonfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is some type of marine animal.
Wife: Oh darling, what should I do?
Husband: What difference does it make? Either way, we’re gonna get screwed.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.