True story:
Election night, November 2nd 1948. Every prediction indicates that Thomas Dewey will beat Harry Truman to the Oval Office. Dewey turns to his wife, Frances, and says, "Well honey, how does it feel to be sleeping with the next president of the United States?"
"It will be a great honour," she replied, "and frankly I am looking forward to it!"
Next morning at the breakfast table, Frances breaks the uneasy silence with "Tom, am I going to Washington, or is Harry coming here?"
Election night, November 2nd 1948. Every prediction indicates that Thomas Dewey will beat Harry Truman to the Oval Office. Dewey turns to his wife, Frances, and says, "Well honey, how does it feel to be sleeping with the next president of the United States?"
"It will be a great honour," she replied, "and frankly I am looking forward to it!"
Next morning at the breakfast table, Frances breaks the uneasy silence with "Tom, am I going to Washington, or is Harry coming here?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'