Bloody terrorists, spoiling everything. I still remember the days when you could find an unattended bag on the train, and your only thought was "I'm fucking having that!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'