RE: joke time
February 7, 2016 at 6:45 am
(This post was last modified: February 7, 2016 at 6:50 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(WIP. Best answer gets big kudos and a sloppy kiss from Losty!)
Answer #1. It takes three Christians. Which is the same as one Christian. But it's really just two, and one that isn't there except for when the other two aren't, even though one of the other two is there all the time and the other is coming back any day now. They are all manifestations of the bulbhead.
Answer #2. It takes two Christians of every type. Even though the room is nowhere near big enough to hold two Christians of every type, and in the next verse it says "seven Christians of every type".
Answer #3. It takes two billion Christians. One to change the bulb, and 1,999,999,999 to start a schism over a spelling mistake in the bulb-changing instructions that will cost the lives of millions and check the progress of humanity for a thousand years.
Answer #4. The bulb will come back to life eventually, but only when we are worthy.
Answer #5. It takes two billion Christians. One to change the bulb and 1,999,999,999 to fail to recognise that the bulb wouldn't exist without a bunch of discoveries that directly contradict everything they believe in.
Answer #6. The bulb will return to life on the third day, in circumstances that are in no way similar to that of a recovery from a coma following traumatic injury.
Answer #7. Send a huge amount of money to the Church of CASH and sign away all your possessions to us, and the bulb will change!
Do I get a virtual snog yet?
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