A man was walking down the beach.
Coming the other way seemed to be a man that stopped at the neck.
When he drew level he could see that there was on top of the neck was the tiniest head he'd ever seen.
"what happened to you?" he yelled, he couldn't hold it in.
"well it was my own fault really" squeaked the tiny craniumed man.
"I was walking down the beach last week over there "he gestured.
"And I came across a bottle half buried in the sand, I picked it up and rubbed the dirt off, suddenly smoke billowed from the bottle and standing in front of me was the most beautiful naked women I had ever seen, she had the face of and angel and the body normally seen gracing the centre folds of your classier jazz mag" he paused and gazed into the sky in reverery.
"I will fulfil any wish you desire my lord" she said.
"And I sad" tears welled up in his eyes "How about giving me a little head"
Coming the other way seemed to be a man that stopped at the neck.
When he drew level he could see that there was on top of the neck was the tiniest head he'd ever seen.
"what happened to you?" he yelled, he couldn't hold it in.
"well it was my own fault really" squeaked the tiny craniumed man.
"I was walking down the beach last week over there "he gestured.
"And I came across a bottle half buried in the sand, I picked it up and rubbed the dirt off, suddenly smoke billowed from the bottle and standing in front of me was the most beautiful naked women I had ever seen, she had the face of and angel and the body normally seen gracing the centre folds of your classier jazz mag" he paused and gazed into the sky in reverery.
"I will fulfil any wish you desire my lord" she said.
"And I sad" tears welled up in his eyes "How about giving me a little head"
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.