RE: joke time
February 7, 2016 at 8:41 am
(This post was last modified: February 7, 2016 at 8:48 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
In the interests of balance:
Q. How many radical Islamists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. I have packed the bulb with explosives. Now go and claim your reward in Heaven, young warrior. I wish I could change the bulb with you, but I am needed here on Earth.
Q. How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It's true there are gaps in the light, but we have a mechanism for changing the bulb, and that's the important thing.
Q. How many radical Islamists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. I have packed the bulb with explosives. Now go and claim your reward in Heaven, young warrior. I wish I could change the bulb with you, but I am needed here on Earth.
Q. How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It's true there are gaps in the light, but we have a mechanism for changing the bulb, and that's the important thing.
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