A man walks into a psychiatrist's office. He's wearing a tutu, cowboy boots, and a top hat with a live weasel clinging to it. In one hand, he's carrying custard (no container, just the custard), and in the other is a rope which he is using to tow a wheeled, wooden unicorn with 'Wilt Thou Kiss Me In The Dark, Baby?' painted on its side. Both of the man's thumbs are dyed electric blue, and he has an eight foot snake wrapped round his neck.
He says, 'Doctor, I need to talk to you about my brother...'
Boru
He says, 'Doctor, I need to talk to you about my brother...'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson