A man walks into a bar looking like he'd been run over by a truck. He's got one arm in a sling and is walking with a crutch. Face all beat to hell and back.
Bartender says "What the heck happened to you?"
"Well, the police called this morning and said a bank robber had taken my mother-in-law hostage downtown. The wife and I hustled down there and met with the negotiator. He said he could talk the guy into letting her go in about ten minutes."
"So what went wrong?"
"I forgot my wife was standing right next to me and asked for fifteen minutes for rebuttal."
Bartender says "What the heck happened to you?"
"Well, the police called this morning and said a bank robber had taken my mother-in-law hostage downtown. The wife and I hustled down there and met with the negotiator. He said he could talk the guy into letting her go in about ten minutes."
"So what went wrong?"
"I forgot my wife was standing right next to me and asked for fifteen minutes for rebuttal."