Benny was walking through the forest in Arabia when he came upon an urn. He picked it up and a genie came out.
Genie: Thanks for letting me out of that urn. Just for that you have one wish.
Benny: I thought I was supposed to get three wishes.
Genie: Yes, well we’re downsizing.
So Benny decided he wanted to be the richest man on earth because he knew if he had a lot of money he could buy everything else he wanted.
Genie: You may have your wish on one condition. You must never shave your beard.
Benny: No problem.
So for ten years Benny was the richest man on earth. By then his beard had grown all the way down to his knees.
Benny: I don’t need that genie anymore. I’m the richest man on earth.
So Benny shaved his beard. Immediately the genie appeared and turned Benny into an urn.
The moral of this story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
Genie: Thanks for letting me out of that urn. Just for that you have one wish.
Benny: I thought I was supposed to get three wishes.
Genie: Yes, well we’re downsizing.
So Benny decided he wanted to be the richest man on earth because he knew if he had a lot of money he could buy everything else he wanted.
Genie: You may have your wish on one condition. You must never shave your beard.
Benny: No problem.
So for ten years Benny was the richest man on earth. By then his beard had grown all the way down to his knees.
Benny: I don’t need that genie anymore. I’m the richest man on earth.
So Benny shaved his beard. Immediately the genie appeared and turned Benny into an urn.
The moral of this story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.