Two fellas are wending their way home from the pub, both pleasantly boiled. When they reach the first one's house, he says, 'The minute I'm inside that door, I'm going to tear my wife's knickers off!'
'Why?' asks his mate.
'Because the elastic is chaffing me something fierce.'
Boru
'Why?' asks his mate.
'Because the elastic is chaffing me something fierce.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson