Look Out: Ship ahoy. Cap’n, there are two pirate ships to starboard.
Cap’n: Get me my red shirt! Get me my red shirt!
Someone brought his red shirt. When the pirates boarded the ship the cap’n fought bravely beside his men and they beat the pirates off.
One of the sailors: Cap'n, why do you ask for your red shirt when the pirates come?
Cap’n: I ask for my red shirt so that if I’m struck you will not see my blood and become discouraged.
All those hardy sailors were touched to the heart. They hoisted the cap’n up and held a big celebration.
Sailors singing: For he’s a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.
The next day, the lookout called down again.
Look Out: Ship ahoy. Cap’n, there are ten pirate ships to starboard.
Cap’n: Get me my brown pants! Get me my brown pants!
Cap’n: Get me my red shirt! Get me my red shirt!
Someone brought his red shirt. When the pirates boarded the ship the cap’n fought bravely beside his men and they beat the pirates off.
One of the sailors: Cap'n, why do you ask for your red shirt when the pirates come?
Cap’n: I ask for my red shirt so that if I’m struck you will not see my blood and become discouraged.
All those hardy sailors were touched to the heart. They hoisted the cap’n up and held a big celebration.
Sailors singing: For he’s a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.
The next day, the lookout called down again.
Look Out: Ship ahoy. Cap’n, there are ten pirate ships to starboard.
Cap’n: Get me my brown pants! Get me my brown pants!
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.