A blonde is standing next to her Volkswagen beetle, on the side of the highway, crying terribly.
Another blonde, also in a beetle pulls up and asks, "Why are you crying?"
"My car broke down," says the first blond, but when I went to check the engine it was gone. Someone stole it!" She points to the raised hood.
"There, there. Luckily I have a spare engine in my trunk!" says the second blonde...
Another blonde, also in a beetle pulls up and asks, "Why are you crying?"
"My car broke down," says the first blond, but when I went to check the engine it was gone. Someone stole it!" She points to the raised hood.
"There, there. Luckily I have a spare engine in my trunk!" says the second blonde...
Dying to live, living to die.