RE: joke time
March 26, 2016 at 8:57 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2016 at 8:58 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
One of the blondes from Val's joke is tooling round the countryside in her vintage Porsche when the engine coughs, sputters and dies. She calls a local garage who have a mechanic there in short order. After a minute or so of fiddling with the motor, he has her try it - the car starts immediately.
'Oh, thank you SO much!' says the blonde. 'How did you fix it so fast?'
'It was nothing much - just crap in the carburetor.'
'Oh, great. How often do I have to do that?'
Boru
'Oh, thank you SO much!' says the blonde. 'How did you fix it so fast?'
'It was nothing much - just crap in the carburetor.'
'Oh, great. How often do I have to do that?'
Boru
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