(March 26, 2016 at 8:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: One of the blondes from Val's joke is tooling round the countryside in her vintage Porsche when the engine coughs, sputters and dies. She calls a local garage who have a mechanic there in short order. After a minute or so of fiddling with the motor, he has her try it - the car starts immediately.Hilarious!
'Oh, thank you SO much!' says the blonde. 'How did you fix it so fast?'
'It was nothing much - just crap in the carburetor.'
'Oh, great. How often do I have to do that?'
Boru
Now let's see...
These two blonde chicks came out of the mall only to discover they had locked their key in the car. One got on her cell to call the whoever you call when you lock yourself out of your car. The other one said "Tell them to hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top's down."
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.