RE: joke time
May 5, 2016 at 8:05 am
(This post was last modified: May 5, 2016 at 8:06 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Carl turned up at the dentist.
"I think I'm a moth."
"What?"
"I think I'm a moth."
"You think... you're a moth?"
"Yes."
"You need a psychiatrist pal, not a dentist."
"Oh, I know that."
"Well you clearly don't otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around in a dentist saying you're a moth!"
"No, no I do know that."
"What, you know you need a psychiatrist but you just want to hang around in a dentist just for shits and giggles?! "
"No, I know I need a psychiatrist, and I don't need you because you're just a dentist. But I am not hanging around here just for the fun of it at all. It's not like that all."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because I'm a moth."
"Look fuckface: I know you've told me you think you're a fucking moth but why the arse are you here?!"
"Well, the light was on."
"I think I'm a moth."
"What?"
"I think I'm a moth."
"You think... you're a moth?"
"Yes."
"You need a psychiatrist pal, not a dentist."
"Oh, I know that."
"Well you clearly don't otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around in a dentist saying you're a moth!"
"No, no I do know that."
"What, you know you need a psychiatrist but you just want to hang around in a dentist just for shits and giggles?! "
"No, I know I need a psychiatrist, and I don't need you because you're just a dentist. But I am not hanging around here just for the fun of it at all. It's not like that all."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because I'm a moth."
"Look fuckface: I know you've told me you think you're a fucking moth but why the arse are you here?!"
"Well, the light was on."