That last reminds me of the Benny Hill skit:
Wife: 'My mum says I've got the body of a nineteen year old!'
Husband: 'Give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
Wife: 'My mum says I've got the body of a nineteen year old!'
Husband: 'Give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson