An American general, a Russian general and a Chinese general were standing around bragging about how brave their respective soldiers were.
Russian General: I have the bravest soldiers.
Chinese General: No, I have the bravest soldiers.
American General: Prove it.
So the Chinese general called one of his soldiers and told him to jump off a 100 foot cliff. Which he does.
Chinese: There!
Then the Russian general told one of his soldiers to jump off the cliff. Which he did.
Russian: There!
Not wanting to be outdone, the American general told one of his soldiers to jump off the cliff.
American soldier: What! Are you out of your fucking mind? I came here to fight a fucking war, not to throw my life away so you could win a fucking bet with your silly-assed friends.
As the American soldier walks away muttering about fucktard generals the American general turns to his colleagues and says: "Now that’s brave."
Russian General: I have the bravest soldiers.
Chinese General: No, I have the bravest soldiers.
American General: Prove it.
So the Chinese general called one of his soldiers and told him to jump off a 100 foot cliff. Which he does.
Chinese: There!
Then the Russian general told one of his soldiers to jump off the cliff. Which he did.
Russian: There!
Not wanting to be outdone, the American general told one of his soldiers to jump off the cliff.
American soldier: What! Are you out of your fucking mind? I came here to fight a fucking war, not to throw my life away so you could win a fucking bet with your silly-assed friends.
As the American soldier walks away muttering about fucktard generals the American general turns to his colleagues and says: "Now that’s brave."
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.