(August 2, 2016 at 4:12 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."
If you used carbon dating to age that joke it'd prove to be older than microwave background radiation.