A man learned his widowed father had a very short time to live. He would be inheriting a large sum of money. Lonely for love he decided to find a beautiful woman to share his new found riches with. He signed up for a dating service and started attending the weekly mixers. One Friday evening he saw the most beautiful woman and said to her: "I know I am not the greatest looking guy but in a few weeks I am going to inherit 200 million dollars!". "Really" she said "Can I have your business card?". 3 days later she became his stepmother.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!