RE: joke time
September 5, 2016 at 11:34 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2016 at 11:35 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
FAIR WARNING: What follows is insensitive and objectionable on several levels.
After the Second World War, an American journalist was interviewing the Mother Superior of an Italian convent.
'So tell me,' the journalist begins, 'what was the war like for you here at Our Lady Of Perpetual Guilt?'
'Oh, it was-a terrible,' answers the nun. 'First-a, the Italian Army came through and rape all-a the nuns, except Sister Angelica. Then the German Army came through and rape all-s the nuns, except Sister Angelica. After that-a, we had-a the Polish Resistance, the American Army, the British Army, the French Resistance - every one come-a through here and rape all-a the nuns, except Sister Angelica.'
Shocked, the journalist asks, 'That's horrible! You mean to say that six different armies came through and raped every nun, except Sister Angelica?'
'That's-a right.'
'Well, why didn't they rape Sister Angelica?'
'Sister Angelica, she no like-a that sort of thing.'
Boru
After the Second World War, an American journalist was interviewing the Mother Superior of an Italian convent.
'So tell me,' the journalist begins, 'what was the war like for you here at Our Lady Of Perpetual Guilt?'
'Oh, it was-a terrible,' answers the nun. 'First-a, the Italian Army came through and rape all-a the nuns, except Sister Angelica. Then the German Army came through and rape all-s the nuns, except Sister Angelica. After that-a, we had-a the Polish Resistance, the American Army, the British Army, the French Resistance - every one come-a through here and rape all-a the nuns, except Sister Angelica.'
Shocked, the journalist asks, 'That's horrible! You mean to say that six different armies came through and raped every nun, except Sister Angelica?'
'That's-a right.'
'Well, why didn't they rape Sister Angelica?'
'Sister Angelica, she no like-a that sort of thing.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson