It seems that a woman trying to get through Heathrow was arrested when a random search revealed that her suitcase was full of her husband's entrails. The guard who made the horrific find was asked by his superiors if there was anything about the woman that tipped him off.
'Not really,' the guard shrugged. Just sort of a gut feeling.'
'Not really,' the guard shrugged. Just sort of a gut feeling.'
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson