RE: joke time
September 30, 2016 at 10:06 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2016 at 10:22 pm by Arkilogue.)
A baker appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates and before Peter could speak, the baker yells:
"What the hell?!? Why would God take me in the prime of my life and business, I have a family to feed and I've used that dough making machine thousands of times without injury! Why did it grab my jacket and pull me in? Why did I die like that???"
St Peter paused to consider a moment then said, "Well.......it looks like you were badly kneaded."
"What the hell?!? Why would God take me in the prime of my life and business, I have a family to feed and I've used that dough making machine thousands of times without injury! Why did it grab my jacket and pull me in? Why did I die like that???"
St Peter paused to consider a moment then said, "Well.......it looks like you were badly kneaded."
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder