(November 20, 2016 at 7:54 pm)Aegon Wrote: I'm at a mythological monster party. There's a cute cyclops across the room, but I can't tell if she's winking at me or just blinking.
When people try to sympathize about my missing eye, I always say, 'It isn't that bad, really. The only trouble is that when I wink at a pretty girl, she thinks I'm falling asleep.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson