To mark Blair's imminent return to British politics, we should have a special holiday where we dress effigies of him as a barn owl, trussed up in bondage gear.
We could call it 'Tie Tony Day'.
We could call it 'Tie Tony Day'.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'