(December 11, 2016 at 1:11 am)Firefighter01 Wrote: A word of warning, this one's a bit rude.
An Aussie guy was walking through Kings Cross one day when he spots a guy pushing a pie cart. The cart has in huge letters on both sides the words, CUNT PIES, ONLY $2!
Amused, he thinks, "geez I'm starving, I might try one of these out, they're only two bucks, what can I lose? So he gives the Pie Man $2 and has a huge bite into it. He immediately spits it out on the road and says, "fuck man, they taste like shit! The Pie Man says, "sorry, mate, you must have taken too big a bite!
Alternative ending- "Turn it over!"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.