RE: joke time
January 16, 2017 at 6:15 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2017 at 6:41 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
A peasant approaches the Emperor Commodus.
'Sire,' the man prostrates himself, 'there is terrible suffering in Rome. Plague is rampant among the poorest of your people, killing young and old alike. I plead, great Caesar, what will you do to aid the sick and the dying?'
'Nothing,' replies Commodus.
Shocked, the man looks up to Caesar, his eyes wide with desperation.
'Have you ever held a loved one sick with plague, sire?'
'No,' Commodus says, 'But if you question me again, you will.'
'Sire,' the man prostrates himself, 'there is terrible suffering in Rome. Plague is rampant among the poorest of your people, killing young and old alike. I plead, great Caesar, what will you do to aid the sick and the dying?'
'Nothing,' replies Commodus.
Shocked, the man looks up to Caesar, his eyes wide with desperation.
'Have you ever held a loved one sick with plague, sire?'
'No,' Commodus says, 'But if you question me again, you will.'
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