Had a blazing row with the wife, just because I suggested we have separate holidays this year.
It's all sorted now though. I'm going to Magaluf with the lads, she's going to a battered wives' centre.
It's all sorted now though. I'm going to Magaluf with the lads, she's going to a battered wives' centre.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'