(March 30, 2017 at 6:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier, not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.
Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"
You, "Yes"
They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".
Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"
You, "Yes"
Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.
A old mate of mine used to go to the drive through lane at McDonald's and order a Whopper. When informed that he was at McDonald's and not Burger King, he'd apologize and change his order and ask for a two piece original recipe with coleslaw.
Boru
I used to work for the greedy pizza chain pop fuck don's jon. Anywho we had different names for pizzas with everything on it, as compared to pizza fuck and dominatefor cheap labor. I cannot tell you how many times I would get calls for names for pizzas we do sell but the customers would ask for the rival products which were the same damned thing.