My girlfriend wanted to spice up our love life so she brought some flavoured condoms home after work.
She wanted to turn the lights out and try to guess the flavour. So we jump into bed and she sticks her head under the sheets and comes back out.
'Cheese and onion?'
I said, 'hold on, I haven't even got the fucking thing on yet.'
She wanted to turn the lights out and try to guess the flavour. So we jump into bed and she sticks her head under the sheets and comes back out.
'Cheese and onion?'
I said, 'hold on, I haven't even got the fucking thing on yet.'