Just to let you all know, I'll be in Waterstones in Wolverhampton this Saturday signing books, from 9am till security spots me and kicks me out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'