(April 15, 2017 at 10:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote:(April 15, 2017 at 8:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: A cartoon ghost named Casper kidnapped me when I was a baby. Took forever for the feds to catch the fucker. He's doing life in San Quinton but the damage is done. Prison has it's hands full though, he goes through walls and bars. Fucking ghosts.
Kidnapped by Casper? That couldn't have been too bad. After all, he's kind to every living creature.
Wait, are you saying he's the reason you're white? Scarred the melanin out of you, did he?
Nobody had that "stranger danger" talk with you? It's the innocent looking ghosts that make the best monsters. Yes, he scared the melanin out of me, and don't ask me what I told the shrink when they asked me to point out where on the doll.
I HATE CASPER, YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HE DID TO ME!