(April 18, 2017 at 3:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:This guy will never feel like he's gotten even. Oh well. At least now I know how to irk you when the need arises.(April 18, 2017 at 12:57 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: A cop pulled this lady over for speeding and asked to see her license.
Lady: Actually officer, I don't have a license. I was in a hurry when I stole this car and just forgot. The owner won't file charges though because he's dead in the trunk.
The cop thought the lady was nuts and called for back up. The sergeant arrived and demanded the lady open the trunk. When she did it was empty.
Sergeant: Wait a minute. The officer said you had a dead body in the trunk. Let's see your license.
She showed him her license.
Sergeant: The officer said you didn't have a license.
Lady: Did he now? And I'll bet he also said I was speeding.
I have read "God Is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens. I have read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins. I have read "The End of Faith" and "Letter To A Christian Nation" by Sam Harris. I have read Victor Stenger's "God The Failed Hypothesis" and "The New Atheism" and this joke makes me feel STOOOOOOOPID. I don't get it. But then again, I am an ABBA fan.
But, just the type of joke I would expect from a fan of Casper.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.