Well I went to my GP and he told me I was overweight, so I got second opinion from another doctor who said I was underweight. It's a pair o' docs.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'