I'm filling up my car with petrol, not paying much attention, overfill it and splash petrol all down my arm.
I finish up and leave, get a couple of blocks away, light up a ciggie, my arm catches on fire and I'm waving it out the window.
Just my fucking luck, cops pull me over and charge me for having an illegal firearm.
I finish up and leave, get a couple of blocks away, light up a ciggie, my arm catches on fire and I'm waving it out the window.
Just my fucking luck, cops pull me over and charge me for having an illegal firearm.