RE: joke time
April 28, 2017 at 8:25 am
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2017 at 9:04 am by Brian37.)
So this feline wanted a job in NY State's National Park service. The manager at the state office asked, "So exactly where do you want to work?"
Feline, "Catskills of course".
Two mountains decide to play high stakes poker. One shuffles the deck, the other cuts it, they deal the cards and put in the anti.
Mountain 1 looks at it's cards, trying to be stone faced, puts in $100 chip.
Mountain 2. Says "I see your $100 and raise you $500"
Mountain 1. Says while sweating, "I see your $500 and raise you $1,000"
Mountain 2. Reading mountain 1's face says, "I am calling your bluff".
Feline, "Catskills of course".
Two mountains decide to play high stakes poker. One shuffles the deck, the other cuts it, they deal the cards and put in the anti.
Mountain 1 looks at it's cards, trying to be stone faced, puts in $100 chip.
Mountain 2. Says "I see your $100 and raise you $500"
Mountain 1. Says while sweating, "I see your $500 and raise you $1,000"
Mountain 2. Reading mountain 1's face says, "I am calling your bluff".