Today I learned that a school of piranhas can totally skeletonise a child's body in under fifty seconds.
Also, I lost my job at the Sealife Centre.
Also, I lost my job at the Sealife Centre.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'