Reminds me of the time I had to provide a sperm deposit for my and Sam's IVF. The specialist told us about having to reject another couple's specimen because "it contained too much saliva".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'