Later, the son was out swimming with his dad when they saw a pair of scuba divers.
"Hey, Dad," the son said, "there's some humans with flippers! I'm gonna eat one! Wanna join me?"
His dad said "No, I don't like them. The yellow things on the back make me fart."
"Hey, Dad," the son said, "there's some humans with flippers! I'm gonna eat one! Wanna join me?"
His dad said "No, I don't like them. The yellow things on the back make me fart."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'