RE: joke time
May 19, 2017 at 9:57 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2017 at 10:00 am by Brian37.)
(May 17, 2017 at 5:32 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Later, the son was out swimming with his dad when they saw a pair of scuba divers.
"Hey, Dad," the son said, "there's some humans with flippers! I'm gonna eat one! Wanna join me?"
His dad said "No, I don't like them. The yellow things on the back make me fart."
A scuba diver decides to buy a used luxury car. DON'T GET AHEAD OF ME.....
So he goes to the used car lot. The dealer asks him what he would like to look at. The scuba diver says, "Anything but a Mercedes".... Dealer asks, "Why don't you want a Mercedes?" The scuba diver responds, "I don't want to get the Benz"
(May 17, 2017 at 7:20 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Scientific breakthrough. There's now a vitamin you can take to win more friends.
Did you know that there is only 1 letter/number combo in BINGO that won't kill you?
Yep, the only non lethal combo is B-9. The rest are malignant.