Then there’s that old George Benson song The Greatest Love of All which was originally The Greatest Smell of All.
I believe that Lysol is the answer
Use it well and don’t forget your feet
Take off your shoes and spray them all inside
Give them the scent of Tide
To make it easier
Let the ph factor remind you of Clorox bleach
Everybody’s searching for the answer
People need something to make them smell good
You never found anything to fulfill your needs
A lonely place to be
Until you learned to use DDT
I decided long ago
You should walk with Dr. Scholl’s odor eaters
But you failed ‘cause you assumed
You could get away with just perfume
No matter what it takes from you
It can’t take away your phew
Because the greatest smell of all
Is happening to you
I found the greatest smell of all
Inside your shoes
The greatest smell of all
Is easy to perceive
Learning to smell yourself
Is the greatest smell of all
I believe that Lysol is the answer
Use it well and don’t forget your feet
Take off your shoes and spray them all inside
Give them the scent of Tide
To make it easier
Let the ph factor remind you of Clorox bleach
Everybody’s searching for the answer
People need something to make them smell good
You never found anything to fulfill your needs
A lonely place to be
Until you learned to use DDT
I decided long ago
You should walk with Dr. Scholl’s odor eaters
But you failed ‘cause you assumed
You could get away with just perfume
No matter what it takes from you
It can’t take away your phew
Because the greatest smell of all
Is happening to you
I found the greatest smell of all
Inside your shoes
The greatest smell of all
Is easy to perceive
Learning to smell yourself
Is the greatest smell of all
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.