Following the uproar over Donald Trump's statement that he was "elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris", the White House has issued an apology.
"It was an unfortunate slip," they said. "He meant to say St Petersburg".
"It was an unfortunate slip," they said. "He meant to say St Petersburg".
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