An Irishman walks into a bar, sits down at the bar, and asks for two glasses of beer. When they arrive he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, green man. Quietly the two start drinking, one beer for each.
This gets the attention of a drunk at the other end of the bar.
"Hey," he shouts to the Irishman, "Where did you get the ugly green man from?"
The small green man looks up from his drink, angry. He runs across the bar, looks into the drunk's face and gives him a long raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning to his drink.
The Irishman looks at the drunk, who's still wiping himself off, and say, "He's not a little man. He's a leprechaun!"
The drunk looks at the Irishman and the leprechaun and says, "Well, he's a damned ugly leprechaun!"
Again the leprechaun runs across the bar, looks into the man's face and gives his a long, wet, raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning back to his drink.
Really pissed off now, the drunk stand up and say, "If the little shit does that again I'm going to cut his prick off!"
The Irishman smiles and says, "Leprechauns don't have prick."
Surprised, the drunk says, "Then how do they piss?"
The Irishman smiles and says, 'They go "Pfftplplplpl!"'
This gets the attention of a drunk at the other end of the bar.
"Hey," he shouts to the Irishman, "Where did you get the ugly green man from?"
The small green man looks up from his drink, angry. He runs across the bar, looks into the drunk's face and gives him a long raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning to his drink.
The Irishman looks at the drunk, who's still wiping himself off, and say, "He's not a little man. He's a leprechaun!"
The drunk looks at the Irishman and the leprechaun and says, "Well, he's a damned ugly leprechaun!"
Again the leprechaun runs across the bar, looks into the man's face and gives his a long, wet, raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning back to his drink.
Really pissed off now, the drunk stand up and say, "If the little shit does that again I'm going to cut his prick off!"
The Irishman smiles and says, "Leprechauns don't have prick."
Surprised, the drunk says, "Then how do they piss?"
The Irishman smiles and says, 'They go "Pfftplplplpl!"'
Dying to live, living to die.