RE: joke time
June 11, 2017 at 7:41 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm by chimp3.)
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?
A Melon-Collie Baby!
Christian to Jesus: How much is a penny worth in heaven?
Jesus: A billion dollars.
Christian: How long is a minute in heaven?
Jesus: A billion years.
Christian : Can you give me a penny?
Jesus: In just a minute!
A Melon-Collie Baby!
Christian to Jesus: How much is a penny worth in heaven?
Jesus: A billion dollars.
Christian: How long is a minute in heaven?
Jesus: A billion years.
Christian : Can you give me a penny?
Jesus: In just a minute!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!