(June 14, 2017 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Mabel and Henry have been married for sixty years.
Now, they're sitting on the deck of their house, wistfully looking at the setting sun.
"Henry," Mabel says, "There's something I've always wanted to confess to you."
"What is that, Mabel," Henry asks.
"For all our married life I've been faking my orgasms."
Henry thinks about this for a few moments, and then says, "Mabel, there's something I've always meant to confess to you."
"What's that, Henry?" Mabel asks.
Henry lifts his worn cane and says, "For all our married lives I've been faking my erections."
...and the followup- "So, explain these three children".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.