A lecherous fellow called Skinner
Took his new ladyfriend home for dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine
By half past nine it was inner.
(Not Skinner; the dinner.
Skinner was inner before dinner.)
Took his new ladyfriend home for dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine
By half past nine it was inner.
(Not Skinner; the dinner.
Skinner was inner before dinner.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'