(June 21, 2017 at 6:23 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: The shipping mogul Aristotle Onassis was in a restaurant when a man came up to him.
Man: please Mr. Onassis, I desperately need your help. See there’s this beautiful young lady I’m trying to impress. As you can see I’m not all that handsome and don’t have much in the way of charm or money. But before you leave cold you just stop by our table and say “Hello, al?” that will impress her.
So Aristotle agreed to do that. And before leaving he stopped by the man’s table and said, “Hello, Al.” Al put an arm around the girl’shoulder. And looked very casual like this happened every day.
Man: How many times do I have to tell you, Onassis? Don’t bother me when I’m with a young lady. Fuck off.
That actually happened with Don Rickles and Frank Sinatra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWvJCYyoDZQ
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