Town drunk walks into saloon and says "I will take a drink from the spittoon if you buy me a whiskey!".
Cowboys cheer and take him up on offer.
Drunk picks up overflowing spittoon and starts to drink. He drinks and drinks.
Crowd is sickened and yells for drunk to stop.
Drunk chug-a-lugs the spittoon dry.
Cowboy yells " You won the bet with one sip. Why in tarnation did you drink the whole blasted thing?"
Drunk says: "I tried to stop after one sip but it was all one piece!"
Cowboys cheer and take him up on offer.
Drunk picks up overflowing spittoon and starts to drink. He drinks and drinks.
Crowd is sickened and yells for drunk to stop.
Drunk chug-a-lugs the spittoon dry.
Cowboy yells " You won the bet with one sip. Why in tarnation did you drink the whole blasted thing?"
Drunk says: "I tried to stop after one sip but it was all one piece!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!